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One politician, One thief & One EDS employee died and went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there."
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too."
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.


EDS employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my office friends, managers and partners ."
He called other EDS employees and he talked for twenty hours about his customers, new accounts, services that were recently introduced, latest gossip, he talked & talked & talked,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Twenty dollars". EDS employee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars Only ??"

Devil says: "Calling from Hell to Hell is considered a Local Call"

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